1) Not the worse thing you've gotten on you, let's be real. Just found a dog's crusty eye booger inside my bra. #vettechlife #vettech — ❁ Bambi ❁ (@mermaidpewp) February 3, 2016 2) Your life in six words. Vet Tech: bites, butts, shots, mutts, dishes, and poop. #specialtiesin6words #vettech — FutureMrsAdcock (@VetTechian) January 21, 2016 3) But can you spell it? I never imagined I would have a career in which the word "diarrhea" would be in my vocabulary. Daily. #vettech #RVT #veterinary — karen k (@ohh_kk) November 28, 2015 4) AKA PWNAGE. The feeling you get after 3 people try and fail to get blood from a cat, then you try and get it first try and perfect stick! ???????? #vettech — [DOLL] SaucyxLewis (@saucyxlewis) November 25, 2015 5) Just another day at the office. Digging poop out of a cat's ass #justvettechthings #VetTech — nikki Ϟ (@nikkars) November 20, 2015 6) Just another gross day at the office. When you're in surgery cleaning up and you find a testical on the ground...... #vettechlife — hannah ☄ (@SelbyHannah) December 30, 2015 7) Oh well. Eating lunch, look down, blood on my hands.#ohwell #vettechlife — KS➶ (@PaCountryGirl9) December 4, 2015 8) Being someone's personal alarm clock. I had a client ask me today if I could call and wake her up for her 8am appointment tomorrow.... #seriously #vettechlife — Katie Davis (@katiedavisanne) January 28, 2016 9) Brace yourself for some terrible pickup lines. I wear scrubs because I'm a #vettech sir, so your pickup line about needing help for your chest pains was a fail. #dognurse #yuckhumans — Melanie Jo Moore (@MelanieJoMoore) February 1, 2016 10) Burn them. great idea: collect all the extracted teeth left behind for a month, mail them to the next person who tells me to "get a real job" #vettech — kendra m. (@geometree) February 9, 2016 11) They got this. I hate when a male client comes in and acts like I can't carry or hold his big dog.. Move bitch I got this???? #vettech #vettechlife — Kat (@TheGreatKatsby1) December 11, 2015 12) It's not all puppies and kittens. "You get paid to play with animals all day!" =I was just vomited on by a dog I intubated for an emergency exploratory surgery. #vettechlife — Ezo (@THE_EZOURA) October 15, 2015 13) Nail trims. Always the nail trims. when ya get your ass kicked an hour into work by a dog all for a nail trim.... #isitfridayyet #vettechlife — Kallie Grundl (@KallieGrundl) January 27, 2016 14) At least it's not your blood? At work like "I wonder whose blood that is on my top" #vettechlife — Miranda Rosen (@MirandaRosen) January 21, 2016 14) Better get another pair of scrubs. It's only noon and I've already had to change my scrub top twice. Awesome. ???? #VetTechLife — Bianca N Garza (@BiancaNicole05) January 6, 2016 15) But sometimes you know it'll be all right. The doctor just walked in with a hand full of kittens. #BestPartOfTheJob #VetTechLife — Jen Amidon (@Beloved_Hobbit) December 24, 2015
