1) 5-hour shift? 8-hour shift? Same difference. My 5 hour shift turned into an 8 hr shift in the blink of an eye, that's how Veterinary Emergency medicine works. #exhausted #vettechlife — Tracy Adkins (@tearaysea17) July 9, 2016 2) We're gonna tell him. When your boyfriend asks how you take a cats temperature ???? #vettechlife — Breeann Cassidy (@breezer103096) July 8, 2016 3) "Why is everyone looking at me?" Nvr realize how fast I eat until I'm in a group setting of non-coworks #foodgoals #nevergetalunchbreak #vettechlife — Kellie Raether (@kelljo14) July 1, 2016 4) Just say "you should see the other guy." Between the scratch on my arm and the bruises on my leg, you'd think I got in a fight or something. #oops #vettechlife — Kelsey Brunner (@KelseyBrunner) June 26, 2016 5) "You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave." I gave two puppies shots today & cut two other dogs nails. .... & it's my day off. #vettechlife — Alex Smith (@ASmithhhhh) June 23, 2016 6) Oops. It's a little creepy when you're watching CPR after a patient crashes and realize "It's My Party" is playing in the background. #vettechlife — Rurouni Vet Tech (@larrainelage) June 21, 2016 7) Good point. Personally idc what I look like at work. Animals sure don't care what I look like. Otherwise they wouldn't pee on me. #vettechlife — Karley Lawson (@KarleyLawson13) June 21, 2016 8) Stupid autocorrect. My phone autocorrects vacuum to vaccine. #VetTechLife — Texas Equestrian (@texaseq) June 18, 2016 9) Ew. Trying to place a stomach tube, got bit and the stomach contents got all over me #vettechlife — Tessa (@TMarie_128) June 17, 2016 10) ???? ???? ???? You know you work too much when your dirty windshield reminds you of a fecal float slide. #glamorous #vettechlife ???? — Baker. (@KrystyJo) June 17, 2016 11) Clients are weird. Me: "Had he had any vomiting or diarrhea?" Client: "No. He likes wheat thins though." ....??? Whaaat?? #VetTechProblems #VetTechLife — Realistic Vet Tech (@IamThat1VT) June 14, 2016 12) You're going to need another pair of scrubs. I think I've been covered in every animal substance known to man today..formula, feces, water..you name it, it's probably on me #vettechlife — Hannah (@hwaddell94) June 14, 2016 13) That doesn't bode well for the rest of the day. It's only 9:30am and I've been peed on twice by a kitten. #VetTechLife — Danielle Boock (@DaniB027) June 13, 2016 14) Nope. Can I have one... just ONE normal appt today? That'd be great... #VetTechProblems #VetTechLife — Realistic Vet Tech (@IamThat1VT) June 10, 2016
