You know you're a vet tech when...
1) ... You hear "you just play with puppies and kittens all day" again.
2) ... Your uniform never stays clean.
3) ... Your patients disappear on you.
4) ... Your friends are probably are concerned about all those scratches.
5) ... Your patients sometimes have messy accidents...
(The puppy bit his tongue, FYI.)
6) ... Your definition of "normal" really doesn't seem normal.
7) ... You have a weird job description.
8) ... Cats kick your ass.
9) ... your bandage options are cute.
10) ... When this happens.
11) ... When you have to label your own personal products.
12) ... You become a chair.
13) ... People think you're a crazy cat lady.
14) ... you have to do laundry every day.
15) ... you run out of stir sticks and are only left with one option.
16) ... you get warnings like this.
17) ... you carry random things all day.
18) ... you have a lot of pens.
19) ... your coworker steals your lunch.
20) ... you can do things like this.
What crazy vet tech moments have you had?
We had a patient waking up after a protracted surgery, and he was rattling his cage. Then we remembered he wasn't in that cage; but was instead being woken up under a heat lamp in our kennel area. Yeah. We were experiencing an earthquake.